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Book Reviews
We read horror, classics, smut and dragons, usually in that order, usually at 2am. A book earns a place on the rocks by being good, weird, or so bad we had to tell someone.
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goes hereHorror · October 2026The Landlord Downstairs
by Someone Who Has Clearly Rented
4 / 5 screams
The only haunted-house novel where the ghost also wants the security deposit back.
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goes hereClassics · September 2026Moby-Dick (Abridged by Spite)
by Herman, Allegedly
3 / 5 whales
Six hundred pages about a fish and somehow the fish is the least annoying character.
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goes hereSmut · September 2026Hands Where I Can See Them
by A. Pseudonym
5 / 5 fans self
Do not read on public transit. We did. We are sorry, Bus 42.
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goes hereDragons · August 2026Her Scales Are Showing
by Dragon Enthusiast No. 4
4 / 5 hoards
The dragon has a retirement plan and a vendetta. We would die for her.
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goes hereHorror · August 2026Group Chat
by Unknown Number
4 / 5 unread
Forty people saw the message. None of them are alive now. Still a better group chat than yours.
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goes hereClassics · July 2026Wuthering Heights, Unfortunately
by a Brontë, Probably
3 / 5 moors
Everyone is terrible, the weather is terrible, we read it twice.
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We read horror, classics, smut and dragons, usually in that order, usually at 2am. A book earns a place on the rocks by being good, weird, or so bad we had to tell someone.
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Recently devoured
Classics · September 2026
Moby-Dick (Abridged by Spite)
by Herman, Allegedly
★★★☆☆ 3 / 5 whales
Six hundred pages about a fish and somehow the fish is the least annoying character.
Horror · October 2026
The Landlord Downstairs
by Someone Who Has Clearly Rented
★★★★☆ 4 / 5 screams
The only haunted-house novel where the ghost also wants the security deposit back.
Smut · September 2026
Hands Where I Can See Them
by A. Pseudonym
★★★★★ 5 / 5 fans self
Do not read on public transit. We did. We are sorry, Bus 42.
Dragons · August 2026
Her Scales Are Showing
by Dragon Enthusiast No. 4
★★★★☆ 4 / 5 hoards
The dragon has a retirement plan and a vendetta. We would die for her.
Classics · July 2026
Wuthering Heights, Unfortunately
by a Brontë, Probably
★★★☆☆ 3 / 5 moors
Everyone is terrible, the weather is terrible, we read it twice.
Horror · August 2026
Group Chat
by Unknown Number
★★★★☆ 4 / 5 unread
Forty people saw the message. None of them are alive now. Still a better group chat than yours.
Throw your book at the lighthouse
Send a link or a copy and tell us why it belongs here. We read horror, classics, smut, dragons, and anything that makes us text each other. Replies take a few weeks because of The Horrors. If it makes the show, you get to hear us lose our minds about it out loud.
Send it here
thelastlighthousepodcast@gmail.com
Title, author, a link or a copy, and the one sentence that will make us pick it up.
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