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This podcast has classic literature as her beating heart. She breathes horror, eats smut, and her flame is lit by dragon fire.
Sirens and silkies find refuge on her rocks. Vampires and demons and deep-space demigods nest in her rafters.
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All episodes, god help youEp. 13 · October 2026Dracula Was a Landlord
A man buys property in England sight unseen and it goes exactly how you'd think. Also vampires.
Ep. 12 · September 2026Frankenstein's Monster Deserved a Hug
Mary Shelley wrote this at eighteen. What were you doing at eighteen. Exactly.
Ep. 11 · September 2026Jane Eyre, but There's a Woman in the Attic
Gothic romance, a hot brooding guy, and the wife he forgot to mention. Classic.
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This podcast has classic literature as her beating heart. She breathes horror, eats smut, and her flame is lit by dragon fire.
Sirens and silkies find refuge on her rocks. Vampires and demons and deep-space demigods nest in her rafters.
Come close, friend, for the night is dark and stormy, and we are: The Last Lighthouse
Welcome travelers! We have a show for you!
classic lit. horror. smut. ancestral poetry. dragons.
we will not be explaining the order.
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Fresh from the fog
Ep. 12 · September 2026
Frankenstein's Monster Deserved a Hug
Mary Shelley wrote this at eighteen. What were you doing at eighteen. Exactly.
61 min · Listen
Ep. 11 · September 2026
Jane Eyre, but There's a Woman in the Attic
Gothic romance, a hot brooding guy, and the wife he forgot to mention. Classic.
47 min · Listen
are u lost
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Book Reviews
We read the book so you can keep pretending you did. Want yours on the rocks? Throw it at us.
03
Publish With Us
Reviews, listicles, art, unhinged essays. If you have ever cried at a shark movie, you qualify.
01
The Podcast
Wherever you get your podcasts, plus a few places you don't. Start anywhere. Chronology is a construct.
Someday the content will be delivered directly to your brain via Facebook implants or something but until then, subscribe to be notified of new episodes and reviews by email.
Ep. 13 · October 2026
Dracula Was a Landlord
A man buys property in England sight unseen and it goes exactly how you'd think. Also vampires.
52 min · Listen